total hypocrite ([info]totalhypocrite) wrote,
@ 2004-12-17 14:29:00
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i don't do memes, but I SUPPORT NATALIE

Here's an awesome survey Natalie made up for me to do!


1. What color is your toothbrush?
Blue. Apparently I am still encumbered by color-gender-boundaries.

2. Boy elephant or girl elephant?
I don't do Republican roleplaying. (Anymore.)

3. Do you use dryer sheets?
YES! They make things softer... when they come out of the dryer!

4. What's your favorite dinosaur?
Ichthyosaurus.

5. Do you sing karaoke?
Once, in 1993, when I was on a biking trip in Cape Cod. I think this only further proves that my parents sending me off to the east coast to live off of my bicycle for three weeks caused serious lapses in judgment and permanent damage. Also, can you believe I actually lived off only the things I carried on two saddle bags for three weeks? And I actually biked places?

6. What's your favorite sea animal?
Ichthyosaurus. SEE? I WAS THINKING AHEAD!

7. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?
Milk.

8. What about vanilla?
I find vanilla extract is quite useful as an ingredient -- but only real vanialla extract. The fake stuff is just like putting in cheap vanilla-smelling rubbing alcohol.

9. When you have a spare paperclip do you bend it out of shape?
Oh man, remember on the old Macintosh computers that wouldn't eject disks, how you'd have to bend a paperclip and press the HIDDEN BUTTON thing to get the disk out? That was so annoying.

10. Did you hear the one about the gorilla and the masking tape?
I thought it was a monkey.

11. What kind of computer do you use?
Ones with screens that are too large. My Dell desktop has a 19 inch flat panel, my old skool original Titanium Powerbook was the first to have the 15.4 inch widescreen, and my cheapo Toshiba notebook also has a 15inch screen. This is important because since I've been staring at computer screens nonstop since I was six, my vision is really bad.

12. Do you have a mouse with a scroll button?
Yes, but I find it's really most useful with first person shooters.

13. Write a 9-word sentence about yourself:
When I was younger, I drank too much coffee.



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[info]liszt
2004-12-17 12:59 pm UTC (link)
I seriously snorted at your last sentence, sorry :\ :)

I remember somebody talking about drinking vanilla extract to get drunk. I'd had this short daydream about them lying on the floor surrounded by like, a hundred tiny brown bottles. How impractical and desperate could you be??

You went on a biking trip! Way to be pretty cool, Adam!

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